the following passage is an excerpt from a book i was reading.. it made me read twice.. first time scratching my head, and second time it put a ha-ha kinda smile on my face.. i thought i'd share..
Sitting on a bus in New York, a prim old lady was shocked to overhear an Italian say to another, "Emma come-a first. I come-a next. Two ass-a come-a together. i come-a again. two ass-a come-a together again. i comea once more. Peepee twice. Then I come-a for the last time."
When the Italian was finished, the red-faced old maid turned to a policeman sitting nearby, and said,"Are you not going to arrrest that terrible old man?"
"What for?" asked the policeman. "For spelling Mississippi?"
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