F E L I N E R S

received a forwarded mail.. thought i'd share.. it reads as follows:-

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there isfreedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists havedemonstrated that, if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the endof the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichiacoli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we areconsuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (ortequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to gothrough a purification process of boiling, filtering and/orfermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drinkwater and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.